October 2011
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Oct 28th
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OhPoorSam: Twitter: The Greatest Hits Vol. I
If there was a movie about my sex life I would call it, “Encounters of the 0 Kind.” Just saw Bristol Palin’s new chin. Her and Jay Leno now have something in common. I feel bad for George Clooney’s girlfriend. It must be hard not having a name. Having a steamy encounter with a ghost is the one and only reason to take up pottery. I feel like I need to change my profile picture. Too bad my...
Oct 28th
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Seriously
I HATE BASEBALL SO FUCKING MUCH.
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Oct 27th
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- GASP -
I keep having dreams of the world ending.
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Oct 26th
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Hocus Pocus
Just found Hocus Pocus on Youtube. Bad night turned good.
Oct 26th
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry but I really don't know how to be creepy. >.> I was just trying to show some love.
Oct 26th
Anonymous asked: Creepy anon is creepy! >:D
Oct 26th
I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO
P.S - Everyone seems to have their own creepy funny Anon. Why don’t I have one of those? :(
Oct 26th
*#%$ (Cont'd)
This is why I need a baby daddy. I want a baby daddy with a nice empty guest room for christmas. Thanks Santa.
Oct 26th
*#%$
We adopted my nephew and now he took my room. Guess who has to sleep on the floor in the living room? Shoot me.
Oct 26th